Satisfied Customers
Our customers number in the hundreds of thousands! Here's what they have to say about our product:
George, 58
"I like blaming millennials for killing the paper napkin industry! However, I was consistently being confronted with news articles suggesting wage stagnation, a lack of affordable housing, and crushing student loan debt were really to blame for their economic insecurity. It was annoying and I was almost on the brink of changing my mind! Fortunately, as soon as I downloaded Ekko, I was back to chortling about those lazy millennials and their disdain for Applebee's. It was such a relief!"
Elaine, 19
"I'm active in online fan spaces, and I kept seeing people suggesting that it's not okay to send death threats to creators when they take the story in a direction I personally don't like. However, Ekko enabled me to filter out those dissenting opinions and continue tweeting violent, graphic threats to showrunners online. I got banned from Twitter, but at least I didn't have to question my behavior!"
Mark, 37
"All my friends use Ekko! Before they all purchased the software, I had to deal with Facebook friends disagreeing with my posts. If I posted a picture of a my big game hunting trip in Africa, I got comments telling me not to hunt endangered animals! But now that everyone uses Ekko, the only people who see my posts are people who agree with them! No one ever makes me question my behavior, which has been such a relief!"
Crystal, 33
"I don't believe in vaccines. Unfortunately, I was being confronted with news stories about outbreaks of measles, mumps, rubella, and other such preventable diseases. The implication was clearly that vaccines were the solution! Outrageous! Thanks to Ekko, I now only see articles talking about how cold pressed lavender oil can prevent the flu! Thank goodness!"
Julie, 46
"I love Amazon for its convenience and affordability. However, I was beginning to see articles condemning the company for its low wages and barbaric treatment of warehouse employees. It made me uncomfortable! I was going to have to think critically about my use of their website. Immediately, I downloaded Ekko, and all my problems were solved! Now I can keep my Prime membership without having to consider what business practices my money is supporting!"